Sunday, July 20, 2008

Singapore Home of $36 pitchers of beer.

Singapore is a great city. It is immaculately clean, has great architecture, tons to do, great people, and incredible seafood. But this doesn't come cheap (at least not in the touristy areas). The first time a waiter told me a pitcher of beer was $45 (Singapore Dollars) or about $36 US my response was "Holy Shit". When he said the same amount by the glass would be $45 Singapore I responded "Holier Shit".

The cost of beer aside, it was a great weekend spent with great friends; Micheal, Micheal, Pam, Todd and Tom. Enjoy the pictures. For a more full catelog of photos you can go to: http://picasaweb.google.com/pbalthazor/Singapore



Off on the adventure


John Lennon may not have been 100% correct when he said "All you need is love" but it's a big part of the equation where ever you go.
The Raffles hotel. Where the Singapore Sling was invented and us getting a round of the famous concoction

Awesome seafood
Our first Starbuck's in many months. You've never seen a group of stupid Americans get so excited about something so silly. The lady behind the counter was probably wondering 'why is this guy taking a picture of this?' Over the course of the weekend we found about 25 more Starbuck's. I didn't take photos at all of them.


Really cool and colorful buildings and boats along Clarke Que (pronounced Clarky Key)

Dancin' with Pam and a extra large Guiness


This sculpture/fountian has become the symbol of Singapore is a combination of a mermaid and a lion. Appropriately enough it is call the Merlion.
The big merlion is pretty scary so there is a baby one for little kids
The last friend we made. Molly Malone at her Irish pub. She is wheeling her wheelbarrow through streets broad and narrow crying 'cockles and mussels alive, alive 'o'. Now I know what a cockle looks like. So even though we drank and danced for 3 days I'm counting it as an educational trip :-)

The Times of India (unintentional) Funny Pages

George Carlin, one of my favorite comedians, recently died. This is a huge loss as George was possibly the world’s greatest observer of social stupidity. The world needs more people who look at things from completely different points of view; George did that superbly.

I can’t hope to compete with George but in his honor I present a collection of articles from the Times of India which, unintentionally, are hilarious, strange or blatently wrong. That's what George did to perfection, find the humor and ridiculousness in the things most of us completely gloss over as we go about our lives.

So George, this one's for you....

Before going further I do want to note that the Times of India is a relatively good paper that I get daily. It is informative and does a good job of covering local issues. Every now and then however it seems like the editorial staff all take a vacation at the same time….

Obviously amusment park rides malfunctioning is a very dangerous thing but in this case the ferris wheel just became stuck. The firemen did a great job getting everyone down safely but does that really merit the caption on the picture where they are called "Bravehearts". They rescued 25 people in about 1 hr; 2 minutes per person. Is that really the same as charging into the swords of the English army attempting to gain freedom for Scotland?

This is just amazing and the most creative heading they could come up with is "Using His Head"? How about "But where does he put the cup holder?"

Indian politics rely almost exclusively on subtlety. Very seldom do Indians say anything in black & white terms. When a politician says "That may not be a good idea" it means "You should have your lips sewn shut for even thinking such a stupid thing let alone saying it out loud." On the rare occassions when somene does make a blunt statement the Times of India is there to put it back in proper indirect terms. The author says the army has hinted it would place no more orders for the Arjun main battle tank. Lt. General Dalip Bharadwaj is quoted in the very next sentence as saying "(The) Army will place no more orders for Arjun beyond the 124 already contracted." That's a pretty good "Hint".
This guy had a hair transplant and not only does the Times think it looks great, he is actually a sex-symbol here. Must be the jacket made from old Notre Dame football helmets.

I've used this one in a prior posting but it is too good not to include. Politicians seek the "blessing" of a particular herd of sheep to assure election success. There is also a little known herd of goats that can ensure you won't get caught speeding.

A woman was literally thrown from a moving train and killed because she didn't have a ticket. Wouldn't a more appropriate headline be "Holy Shit! Some idiot threw a woman from a moving train and killed her just because she didn't have a ticket!"

OK Minnesotans the next one is going to come as quite a shock to you and you may want to write a your legislator if you can figure out who it is....


The caption reads: "Contestants dressed as aliens participate in a costume contest during the UFO festival in Roswell, New Minnesota. Now not only is the government covering up evidence of a UFO crash in Roswell, they've unilaterally decided to merge Minnesota and New Mexico. Why couldn't we merge with a cool state like Colorado or Rhode Island?


Maybe it was the aliens in Roswell, New Minnesota. They're always experimenting on cows.

And lastly... We have a new Chief Minister (sort of like a governor) in the state of Karnataka. His name is BS Yeddyurappa. At first the papers were calling him by the nickname "Yeddy". This is a guy who recently changed the spelling of his last name based upon the advice of his astrologer. Evidently in numerology the letters didn't add up to a very lucky number so Yeddiurappa became Yeddyurappa (given that the astrologer didn't recommend something besides "BS" for the first initials of a politician I'm not sure how much stock I'd put in his advice). It isn't surprising therefore that he's particular about his nicknames too. At his request he is now referred to as BSY. Could there be something deeper underlying this however. Something more sinister that would shock India and ruin his political career. I wonder....







Thanks George.


















Sunday, July 6, 2008

Greece is the Word

I just returned from a fantastic trip to Greece. Greece was the #1 destination I wanted to visit while in India (Vietnam and Australia are 2&3). This was the first large solo trip I've ever taken so I wasn't quite sure what to expect but it turned out great. I met tons of people from all over but Australia was definitley well represented. I met people from Darwin, Sydney, Perth, Brisbane and Victoria. Some days it seems half of Australia was in Greece.

The trip started with another unknown; this would be my first flight from the new Bangalore International Airport that had just opened about 1 month before. The newspapers had been constantly in "Airport Bashing" mode since it opened; not enough parking, the road to the airport wasn't sufficient, the control tower had problems, not enough taxi drivers, etc. Everyone I talked to however, said it was fine and definitley an improvement over the old one. That isn't a very high standard to set though. It's like saying George Bush Sr. was a better president than George Jr. When you set the benchmark low enough there's only one direction to go.

I had no problems getting to the airport; leaving at 4:30 am definitley helped. I made it through security with 1 hr before my plane left so I went in search of breakfast and coffee. I found the food court and although I could get a Pizza Hut pizza at 5:30 am, unbelievably there was no place serving coffee! So after exploring a little more I found a nice looking coffee bar. I got a raspberry danish and ordered a latte. The danish was eaten and part of the paper read and still no coffee had arrived. I was getting a little anxious as the plane would start boarding in about 15 min. so I went to the counter and asked if my latte was almost ready. "Yes sir, coming." I've been here long enough to know that could mean anything from "I just need to put the lid on it" to "Juan Valdez is picking the beans in Columbia now" so I stayed and watched. I watched as they made two latte's and poured each out. I was about to ask what the problem was when one of the 3 people working on my latte said "Sorry Sir, all milk is bad." Evidently the refrigerator was not working. "OK, I'll just have black coffee." "How about a coffee shake sir?" Hmm... "Doesn't a coffee shake need the milk you just told me was all spoiled?" It was almost as if Wily E. Coyote, Super Genius, was there and the cartoon lighbulb appeared above his head as this realization hit home. "Oh, yes sir" "How about that black coffee then?" 30 seconds later I had a nice cup of black coffee. I am thankful they checked the milk, I give them credit for ensuring they served a high quality drink that wouldn't kill me or make me violently ill on an airplane.

Nine hours later and I was on the ground in Athens! I met a guy named Matt from North Carolina during the layover at Bahrain who also works in India and was also going to Athens. We decided to stick together and figure out the train system. On the train we met a couple from NYC who had been to Athens several times so they gave us the 411 on how the metro system works. It is actually a very good system and very new. Much of it was installed for the 2004 olympics.

After getting on the right train and figuring out I needed to get off at the Omonia Square station we were off. Here are some pics of Omonia Square:
I knew my hotel was on Marni street and should be just a few blocks from the square. So I took out my tour book, no chance of not being mistaken for a tourist as I was wearing a 40lb backpack - all my provisions for 9 days on my back, no whimpy little "wheelie" suitcases or duffel bags for me. After trying to get my bearings I pointed at a street and asked one of the vendors if that was Marni. He pointed in exactly the opposite direction; so much for gathering my bearings with my uncanny sense of direction. After a little trial and error I did eventually find the Art Hotel. The Art Hotel is a little boutique hotel with fun stuff like a big red chair in the lobby with a big red foot stool that looks like a big red tennis ball and is teather to the chair. Clifford the Big Red Dog would be right at home. There is an outdoor cafe literally across the street where I learned all about Greek beer - Mythos and Alpha, both very good. The street out front was rather busy but I didn't mind. Here is the lobby and the street at night. I might look like a tourist with my backpack but at least I don't have a goofy hat like this guy.


Matt and I met up for dinner at the top of Lykavittos Hill, the highest point in Athens. The views are spectacular Looking down on the Acropolis

The next day was a day trip to Delphi. Fantastic! Delphi is a 3 hour drive from Athens so I booked a package tour. For those who don't know about Delpi, in ancient Greece Delphi was home to the Oracle of Delphi. A blind woman who could foresee the future. She did this by sitting all day on a tripod placed above a volcanic vent that emitted sulphur gas. Yes, like fortune tellers throughout history right up to today she relied on the power of mind altering chemicals to glimpse the opaque ether of the future. Maybe economists and meteoroligists should try this method, they couldn't get much worse. The catch to the Oracles' prophecies was they were never really direct answers, also like all fortune tellers before and since. In one famous episode the king of Athens asked if he should make war on the Persians. "If you cross the river dividing Athens from the Persians you will destroy a great kingdom" was the answer. So he went to war and sure enough he destroyed a great kingdom; his own. Not all that different than the daily horoscope imparting insightful information like "Today you will meet someone new who will impact your life." Anyway here are some photos of the Museum at Delphi and the ruins. For a more complete set of photos click here: http://picasaweb.google.com/pbalthazor/GreeceDelphi


The scenery along the drive was spectacular and just before getting to Delphi we went though a mountain town with the coolest winding roads.

Finds from Delphi displayed in the museum;



The ruins.
This is near where the Oracle actually sat. Pretty cool stuff!
Two views from above the amphitheater looking down at most of the ruins. The colums on the left in each photo are the columns in the first photo. The mountain setting is spectacular and shows just how much work had to go into creating this site.

This is the ruin of a stadium 200 yards long that seated several thousand spectators. Carved right from the mountain.
One final view of the ruins. The wall on the right is inscribed with thousands of names of people who won events in the stadium.

Day 2 started with a 1/2 day tour of Athens.

Evidently Athenians enjoy their Starbuck's coffee. I saw a couple of these 10' tall Starbuck's cups around the city. I think a cup this size with whip cream on top has around 10,000,000 calories so you probably want to limit yourself to 1 per week.

The new Olympic stadium. There are tons of tours just like the one I was on. They all stop at the same places. Sometimes the tourists are more interesting than the location. For instance this lady evidently thinks gaudy black pants with areas of mesh replacing solid fabric is a good look for her - to each his/her own...


The Parlaiment bldg.

These are the ruins of the Temple of Zeus. Look at how massive the columns are. This temple was the largest in ancient Greece. There are only 15 of the original 104 columns remaining, each 56 ft high. The temple took 650 years to build!
The Acropolis and Parthenon are in the background


Hadrian's arch, the entrance to the Temple of Zeus.

Then it was on to the Acropolis and the Parthenon
Old & New. An ancient wall is the backdrop for this theater at the base of the Acropolis where concerts and plays are still conducted.
The Parthenon - currently undergoing a massive restoration effort


Erechtheion temple. Columns incredibly carved in the shape of 7 beautiful women.


Then I had a day and a half to explore Athens on my own. Here are some random photos from around Athens....


Lunch and dinner at sidewalk cafes. The political roundtable


Just some cool buildings

Academy of the Arts


Athen's does have a graffitti problem. Unfortunately almost all buildings had some graffitti on them. The one on the left is pretty extreme.

Hadrian's library and the Temple of the Winds


Monastiraki flea market a huge collection of the most bizarre junk / treasure including a bowl of tennis balls???

Get ready for the "National" trio: National Gardens, Library and Museum
The gardens are nice and peaceful in the middle of the city.


National Library and National Museum
Some of the incredible items in the National Museum:

That concluded the "cultural" half of my trip. Next it was off to the islands of Paros and Santorini...

Blue Star Ferries got me to Paros.
Not far now to Paros....

My trusty transportation while on Paros (the 200cc dirt bike behind me) I had to convince the rental agency I wouldn't kill myself on it before they rented it to me. After showing my motorcycle license and talking about my 820cc motocycle in America he agreed to take my money.

Two specific places I visited: A marble quary that was last worked to provide the marble for Napoleon's tomb and the Valley of the Butterfly's. Every year millions of these butterflys migrate through this valley.

Images of Paros....


I have to admit, this is one of my favorite "artistic" photos. That is the setting sun forming the flame, the lamp wasn't lit.

On to Santorini.....


Santorini is a volcanic island that used to be roughly circular. Then in 1450 BC the volcano erupted and blew 2/3 of the island away. It also created a tsunami that destroyed the Minoan civilization on Crete. Many archaeologists now believe this was the beginning of the Atlantis legend. (Either that or a race of Aliens colonized an island and for some unknown reason it sank below the sea taking every single person and artifact to oblivion. The most likely scenario is a dramatic change in the Earth's magnetic field caused by the anti-matter fallout from a micro-black hole instantaneously forming and imploding directly over the island. Hey if every other nut case can have an Atlantis theory so can I...). My guide book does a very good job of describing this (the history of Santorini, not Atlantis).

When the volcano blew it created sheer cliffs about 1000' feet high. All the towns on Santorini are built on the top edge of these cliffs. The white specs on top is the town. Getting from the port to the towns is an adventure in itself.

The island on the left is the active volcano.
Once you get there though it is spectacular! Now that's a good sign to see!

My Hotel.

I did a day cruise to the volcano, hot springs and sunset in the town of Oia (pronounce Ee uh). Oia is said to have the most beautiful sunsets in the world. I'll let everyone judge for themselves.
This is the day cruise boate. The guy in the red swimming trunks turned out be from Appleton, WI. Just 25 miles from where I grew up. He attended Appleton West High School where my sister once taught English. That's what is great about traveling, you never know who you will meet. (Note I resisted the urge to make a bad Forrest Gump-Box of Chocolates reference)

Debarking on the volcano
The view of Santorini from the volcano
This is the volcano. Pretty desolate. Note to self: Next time I plan to hike on a volcano pack something besides Birkenstocks, not ideal volcano hiking shoes. On the right is the active crater. It is really hard to see but on the far side, where the rocks are greenish, sulfur gas is escaping.
Then it was on to the hot springs which were really more like luke-warm springs but they were warmer than the surrounding water. We had to jump off the boat and swim about 30 yards to get to them.

Then it was off to Oia. On the way the tour guides pointed out the the end of Santorini looks like a crocodiles snout - It really does.
On the dock in Oia. There are two ways to get from the dock up to the town; walk up 500 steps or....
Ride a donkey. Not much of a choice...
This is what the donkey path / steps look like after you get to the top. Here is the famous sunset....




Then one more morning of walking around and it was an 8 hr ferry ride back to Athens and then back to Bangalore and the real world; well surreal world at least...


Look close, this bush is covered with snails...just thought that was interesting.